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Doaye hengame talagh: ya rab in delbare shirin ke sepordi be manash bas ke goh bood sepordam be nanash.
Be tokhme chap migand shoghlet chiye?mige ba dadasham tirebargh boland mikonim.
Zane mire doktor mige:chize shoharam kheili deraze vaghti mano mikone,mikhore be jegaram,doktor mige kotahesh konam?zan mige na jigaramo bebar balatar!!!
Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft:"Akhten Armi Kikhden Kokhden Koloften Smsden repeat Ishnaider."yani:kire artesh alman tu kun ounai ke sms tekrari midan.
Nono paniro sabzi mikonamet belarzi nono paniro gandom konet ro kire mardom nono paniro fandogh konet mesale sandogh nono panire RAMAK ! koni eidet mobarak !!
Moshtareke gerami,nazar be inke 99% az SMShatun dar sale 84 sexi boudeh,shoma barandeye tandise "KIRE bolurin" shodid.Ravabet omumie servise payame kutah..
2 ta riazidane ghazvini, koonashoono be ham mimalidand. Yeki azashoon miporse darid chikar mikonid? Javab midan: darim makhraj moshtarak migirim.
10% delam barat tang shode.20% be yadetam.30% behet fekr mikonam.40% mikham pisham bashi.50% behet ehtiaj daram.60% baraye khodam mikhamet.70% be donbaletam80% azat khoshammiyad90% duset daram100% sare karet gozashtam... Ha ha ha :'))
Akharin fatvaye maraje sader shod : ehtiyat vajeb bar in ast ke mosafer dar ghazvin namaz ra shekasteh nakhanad neshaste bekhanad! !
1pesare kori,to in 2nyaye namard zendegi mikard.In pesare 1,G.F dasht,ke asheghe on bod.Pesare hamishe migoft,age cheshmamo dashtam bahash mimondam. 1roz 1ki peyda shod ke be on pesare cheshmasho bede. Vaghti pesare bina shod,did G.Fesh kore.Besh goft man toro nemikham boro. Dokhtare ba narahati raft,1labkhande talkh besh zado goft,moraghebe cheshmaye man bash.
Sadeia MARD nekoonam nameerad hargez agar ham mord be tokhm chap va raste hafez.
TEST KONKOORE 85; AZ OON BALA.............MIYAYE. 1.KAFTAR 2.FENCH 3.GONJESHK 4.HICHKODAM
rashtie damad mishe mire hejleh !! aros mige midoni bayad chi kar koni ?... migeh areh har vaght yek nafar biyad miram zire takht
torke ba refighesh mire kafe stirip show tamasha kone bad az 4_5 saat be refighesh mige pasho az aval malom bod in dokhtareh zoresh nemireseh milaro kaj kone
Be torke migan chera hey dore meidoun micharkhi mige akhe in rahnamaye lanati gir karde
Rashtie zanesho be dostash moarefi mikone mige ye zani gereftam khoshgel, sefid, ba hal, alahi kofteton beshe
Tu gazvin tu safe nunvaee ye nafaro bargh migire 20nafar mimiran
3ta tork dir be ghatar miresan donbalesh midoydan 2tashon savar
mishan,3vomy nemirese, mikhande Migan chera mikhandi mige akhe ona vase badragham omade bodan
be lore migan pahat tarak khoreh jorab beposh ta khob beshi mige : boro baba 20 sale short miposham hanoz tarak konam khob nashodeh
Soale tizhushan tu ardebil:..ruze 13 aban che ruzi ast?1- 17 mordad2- 32 khordad3- aghaze sale 13864-22 bahmane 575-aban ruze 13 nadarad6-har do!
Dokhtar rashtie az mamanesh miporse in alanguha ra baba barat kharide? mamanesh mige man age be omide babat budam alan to ro ham nadashtam!
Doosti mesle istadan roye simane khise. harchi bishtar bemooni raftnet sakhtar mishe,va agar rafti jaye pahat baraye hamishe be ja mimoone.
Dost dari khar machet kone? ya to kharo mach koni? ya yeki ba ye mach kharet kone? ya yeki kharaki machet kone? ya yeki enghadr khar bashe ke machet kone?
Yek roz torke mire jahanam mibine ahmadi nejad ba jenifer darand ghadam mizanand torke be khoda migeh az in azab ha ro be man ham bedeh khoda migeh fekr kardi in azabe ahmadi nejadeh na in azab jenifere.
Hafez maneshin bi meyo mashugh zamani,
kayyame golo yasamano eide siam ast.
Fetr,eide yek mah etaato bandegie hagh bar shoma mobarak bad.
Hafez maneshin bi meyo mashugh zamani,
kayyame golo yasamano eide siam ast.
Fetr,eide yek mah etaato bandegie hagh bar shoma mobarak bad.
Yek nafar ba mashin dashte mirafte jelosho migirand mibinand ye zan bahashe miporsand sighast ya aghdie mige na baba jendas naghdieh.
lore televison mikhare fardash kontorolesho mibare maghaze mige ma lora harom khor nistim in mashin hesab tosh bod
Nelson mandella goft: dar mobarezatam zanam naghshe daste rastam ra dasht , va dar zendan daste rastam naghshe zanam ra dasht.!!
Obeid Zakani:;Shabi Dar havalie roode Aras,javan dokhtari ra bekardam ze pas,shenidam ke migoft dar har nafas,"HONAR NAZDE IRANIAN ASTO BAS"
Age gofty vagty khoda dovomin siah poosto afarid chi goft? Goft :ah!! In ham sookht!!
Emruz ruze jahanie havaye pake. Vase ye ruz ham ke shode khodeto control kon !!!
Gazvinie jebhe mire.amare koshteha ziad mishe!! Tafahhos ke mikonan mibinan khompare ke miad hichkas nemikhabe zamin.
Torke mire amam zade mige shologh nakonid parsal ham shologh kardan hajata ghati shod man hamele shodam.
Be dastore soltane jangal,shir: az in lahze; khortume fil, kire khar, gardane zarafe, shakhe gavazn va paye laklak,Tu kune onhai ke sms jadid nadaran!
@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ Agar gofti in chie?..namaze jomee ghom.(Axe havaee)
Lore raft pishe khayyat goft ye shalvar si mo iduzi ke 3 leng dashte boa .goft si che 3 leng ? Goft 2tash si 2lengom,yekish si shelengom!
Az torke miporsan kar ba kamputer ra baladi?mige are. Migan roshanesh kon mige na ta in had
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789!"#?%*§+;Khodaya shokret Hameye dokmehaye gushim kar mikone
Ebraze eshghe 1 lor be dust dokhtaresh :az eshghe to suzidom varjestomo guzidom ! Vaghti ke tone didom raftom bochosom,ridom !!
farghe kun dadan ba ru dadan: age kun bedi, 1 shab mikonanet,vali age ru bedi har shab mikonanet.
Chera narahati?!!Chera rafti too khodet?!!Chera ye gushe kez kardi?!! .........Baba andy ke manzuri nadasht!!!(khob to ham yavashaki beraghs!!!!!!)
montazera mamure carshomari nabash chon to ra akhara paez mishmaran
Age mikhay bosam koni paino negah kon................Didy mikhai bosam koni !!...
* ¤ * ¤ * * ¤ * *¤ * ¤ ¤ * ¤ *in asemon 1chiz kam dare onam mahi mesl toe.
Omreton 100 shabe yalda deleton ghadde ye darya toye in shabaye sarma yadeton hamishe ba ma . yalda mobarak.
zane rashti 8 ghooloo mizaid,shoharesh dame dare khonashon minevise:Ahali mahal , dige darin shooresho dar miarin!
5 noe kardan :1 sozan nakh kardan . 2 berenj dam kardan . 3 badbadak hava kardan . 4 lebas pahn kardan . 5 khak too sare oonaei ke fekre bad kardan !!!.sms befrest
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ba 3 chiz kasi sir nemishe:1.Khordane noone khoshk,2.Khordane ab tooye mosht,3.Kardane zan az posht.
Be torke migan: farghe kachal ba havapeyma chie? mige: man torkam, khar ke nistam! kachal ke aslan fargh nadare. havapeyma ham nokteye enherafi bud.!.
Miduni pedare futbal kiye?ali daei chon madare futbale irano gaeide.
ye torke ye pazelo baede 3 sal tamom mikone azash miporsan chera enghdr dir mige man ke zod tamom kardam roosh neveshte 3 ta 5 sal
Doctor: ye shiaf neveshtam,bokon too koonet. Torke: bebin doctor,khodet sare shookhio baz kardi ! Kiram too dahanet !!!
.*'""*.*"'" *. *. Eydetun .* "* Mobarak*" "*.*"Hamrah ba behtarin arezuha baraye shoma va khanevadeye mohtaram...
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